Teacher: Do you know how many bones are there in a human body?

Student: Please keep your voice down. Don't you see 2 dogs are staring at us outside the door?

老師：你知道人體有多少塊骨頭嗎？

學生：請小點聲，你沒看見門外有兩條狗正注視著我們嗎？

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